I DIG GIANT ROBOTS

THis is possibly the cruelest thing the creators of How I met your Mother could have ever done to me

letshaveasmile:

I was watching the episode Bad News, which always makes me cry, when I noticed…THE FUCKING NUMBERS

THEY COUNTED DOWN TO MARSHAL FINDING OUT HIS DAD DIED!!!

(Source: letshaveasmilesweetie)

circumcisions:

i’m so naturally funny because my life is a joke

insolentchildren:

LIST OF POKEMON I AM GOING TO PET AND BABY AND LOVE

aggybird:

‘hi i haven’t talked to you in five weeks but we’re still best friends’: a story about me and human interaction.

Okay, I have now come to the conclusion that my mother is a horrible human being.

Like, I don’t care how hard she backpedals, because there is absolutely no recovering from saying that the world needs another fucking plague to kill all of the worthless people.(quoted from her)

foxydunsparce:

Never ship anything in Pokemon because the lack of character development will cause you to have to make headcanons and then you’ll always wonder what actually happens behind the scenes and in the past and in the future and it will kill you inside and you’ll just be a shell of who you once were

lztybrn:

remember way back in 2006 when the wii first came out and then the entirety of the world forgot how to hold onto something with a firm grasp so much that nintendo had to make a shock absorbing condom just so that tvs wouldnt get destroyed when people would end up sending this thing flying at their tvs at 900 miles per hour